During one of the times that I called them back I got a distracted by my co-worker during the long recorded spiel and didn't realize I'd misdialed the number. Not until I heard...
"Don't be afraid. We can train you. You can learn how to be a slave. Press 3 to hear more. You have to be 18 years or older--"
Click. Click. Click click click click clickclickclickclickclickclick.... (I could not hang up enough.)
"What the eff??????"
It was a woman's voice. Trying to be sexy. With an accent. An accent like no other I've heard. A terrible, made-up accent. Like if a Ferenghi had mated with a member of the Royal Family.
Lesson learned? Dial the phone very carefully. Very, very carefully.
Oh, and apparently there's a service provided by the house of Ferenghi-Windsor willing to train you how to be a sex slave. Go figure.